oh my god i’m fucking sick of this generation’s mentality that your sadness is beautiful and somebody will fix you and all this fucking john green shit nobody will find you in a bookstore reading bukowski and want to lie with you and nobody will kiss your scars and you will not be like effie and freddie you’ve got to be your own fucking hero and surround yourself with positivity
When you’re not good with chopsticks. [video]
is this the same guy who
does he just have a giant cutlery set lying around
i can die happy now
their smiles go from polite to murder in .5 seconds
Not a single woman is on the list for best hero, and I find that ridiculous and wrong. If no one else, Katniss Everdeen should be added to represent the population of powerful women that our generation has become. Don’t let a strong hero like Katniss be beat out by Bilbo Baggins and a Channing Tatum character most people didn’t see. Please sign my petition.
When Mark starts laughing, I always laugh even harder.
me: mom, how are babies made?
mom: well, hmmm, i think when you’re a little older, dear—
dad: FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!
“boys will be bo-“
*punches you in the face*
bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE